unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

(Source: srsfunny)

tags → #me #flyo 

boneus-amwhorea:

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

another good one for sleepingaa

tags → #reference #tea 
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

tags → #me 
My Dad: *approaches doorway with pizza flyer* How much hunger do you have?
Cam: 7.
Dad: Seven hunger?
Cam: Yes.
Dad: Is that out of seven or out of ten?
neeneegoose:

#free_69min: ghibli! i worked really hard on these puns okay

neeneegoose:

#free_69min: ghibli! i worked really hard on these puns okay

niuniente:

Sort of a sequel to marine biology au’s "How Haru met Makoto".

Haru lives rather far away from the area where Makoto’s pack lives, so Makoto’s both flattered and blushed.

theamazingindi:

image

(Source: churchilon)

(Source: dlete)

tags → #flyo 

the-magical-crawdad:

siriusblaque:

yo but mermaid monster hybrids though

  • vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six rows of teeth where once there was only one
  • mermaid medusas who’ve got eels for hair and it’s not their gaze that can turn you to stone but their song
  • fairy mermaids who’re born of spite and mischief — they’re small, the size of seahorses, and they speed through the currents causing mayhem and sometimes destruction
  • were-mermaids who turn into huge, hulking great whites when the full moon filters through the deep waters, who cannot be restrained because what shackles can you find in the deep?, who leave blood and guts in their wake

Let’s go deeper

  • Mermaid dryads tied to a whole kept forest, fins and hair perfectly camouflaged with their natural habitat. They drift serenely through their gardens until it is threatened, when the whole kelp forest turns on the attacker and drags it down to its death.
  • Elementally aligned mermaids - air-aligned mermaids leap joyously from the water and glide on tough fins, punching through the surface of the water like tiny spears of silver-blue. Fire-aligned mermaids drawn to deep volcanic vents, blind and sickly-white with teeth that fit together like a sieve.
  • Kraken mermaids.

Thirstin for the bae more than for the word of the lord